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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

(Source: gooqueen)



sydthesquyd:

Everyone stop. Stop what you’re doing and listen.

growley:

betty-foo:

growley:

if you’re ever mean to me i’ll seduce your dad and get him to marry me then i’ll be your fucking stepmom and i’ll disable the internet every night at seven pm don’t fucking try me 

If you disable the Internet how will you use it

i dont need wifi when im riding your dads dick

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

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and then later he looks like this

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hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

(Source: awgskarth)